Now that it’s become commonplace for NGOs, global think tanks and other non-elected, self-proclaimed authorities to usurp the exclusive role of the Congress to make U.S. law, other organizations and operatives are getting into the act…

Today Kim Kardashian announced a nationwide fuel tax increase of $1.25 per gallon.  

Facebook, Paypal and Google have ratified a law barring those without proof of flood insurance from all online services, effective immediately.

An announcement is expected later this week from the WHO upholding the global ban on houseplants and cut flowers initiated by the Bank of International Settlements.

Meanwhile, Pipe Fitters Union Local 47 has mandated that all school lunches must contain a minimum of 40% cricket protein.

…And on a lighter note, the CIA will debut their new line of Fall fashions on Paris runways at the end of the month.