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In Other News…

In other news, tragedy on planet earth today. All 7 billion residents became convinced in a disturbing act of mass hypnosis that they did not have free will, and in a completely unprecedented and shocking move, immediately committed suicide in a fit of futility…ironically proving that they did in fact have free will after all.

I’m feeling scrappy today. How ‘bout you?

Not sure why, but I’d say I woke up in somewhat of a “mood” this morning. Here is my to-do list: – Take a sledgehammer to a pile of cinder blocks and smash them and crush them and pulverize them until there’s nothing left but dust and then pound the dust until there isn’t a